YAYAYAYYAYAYA!!!! 
joysjpys its good to have u back my love!!! hiiihihihiiihih8h8i!!!! oh gravity falls it is good to be back!! aweawe i love u sooo much too!!!! to the moon and back my dear 
licks u back well ofcofc.. i need ro protect my omega dont i? mm i agree i mean they technically could cuz this is public but i doubt someone would try to larp as u... super fucking creepy 
YEYSYEYYSYEYSYS I AGREE!!!! my handsome boy ur the only one id ever want to say these things to anyways
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You have defeated me!!!!! Wil has his phone back now!!!!! Haiiii this is wil hai hun i love you sosossoosososomuccchhhhh licks you thank you for saving me from my evil twin,,, but yeah it would be creepy to have a random up in here ,, good thing its just me
oh what the hell go away bruh that message was NOT for u lilbro... 
i rlly hope it wouldnt be a random id be very creeped out and would delete their message.... nosliw give teh phone back to wil pleasee i wanna talk to MY boyfriend 
Ok but liek,,, what if that was like someone super random!!! And it wanst your boyfriend!!! Ahhhh it was me!!! Nosliw!!! Wilsons evil twin!!!! Bahahahahah
hmmmmmmmmm how curious i wonder who this anon is!! 
hmmmmmmmmmm thats smth my handsome boyfriend always says to me... in that case feel free to devour me then..
mm ur so cute.. but no lolzlolz... not sure why u thought thta sweetheart.. i can thibk of 2 lolz but anyways ur the only one who ive ever liked back... goodness ur making me dizzy with all these compliments my heart will explode im so greatful for u my love... thank u soso much.. idk if i could ever express my appreciation for u ur all those yhings times infinity.. my sweet boy i got so insanely lucky with u me too omg me too im so glad i get u all to myself im the luckiest man!!!!! aweaweqwe!!! ofc.. ur already signed up im jist waiting til i get to see u again to deliver it
AWEEEEEEAWEAWESWEEEE i was surpirsed you dont have ppl lining up for you(?) i thought there were tons of ppl who had crushes on you your so gorgeous my love,,, extremely smart,, extremely funny,, super sweet too,,, if i weren’t me i’d be super jealous i swept you up,, ohhhh i’d LOVE a big kiss rn,,, sign me UP!!!!
AWEEAWEAWEE ur making me blush... ur far too kind my love i could say the exact same abt u... im so greatful taht u like me back cuz i was so suprised u werent taken already.... ur soso handsome extremely funny and very charming u swept me off my feet ohmygdo ur gonna make me tear up i adore u so much thank u for ur compliments i greatly appreciate all of them... i wish u were here for me to give u a big kiss 
theres tons of ppl who want u novio <3 i just got superrrrrr lucky that you like me too i could see other ppl saying stuff like that,,,, cause theres so many good things to say abt you,,,
eh?? im flattered but im not sure where u got that idea from novio.... im obsessed with u i could never see anyone else saying smth like thta and not think it was from u
Aweeeee okay good,,, i’f be scared you’d think it was one of the thousands of ppl that want you /gen
thank u handsomer... nws novio i would of assumed it was from u anyways